Be a good way to set a bunch of juvenile delinquents straight.

1. The staggered cadence of his chopping, like he’s tapping out morse code. Serves no practical purpose but to amuse himself.

2. Constant repetition in describing the steps, like an exercise instructor–”roll out the dough, roll, roll, roll, roll, Cut into squares, cut, cut, cut, cut.

3. Weird nonsensical exaggerations. “Fresh shrimp will keep in your refrigerator only 2 to 3 days. Just 2 to 3 days. Dried shrimp will keep in your pantry 900 years!!”